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Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

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Concerts are such a surreal experience, I mean, you’re singing your favorite songs with a band or singer that means the world to you and you’re literally in the same room as them. I will never stop loving concerts.

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if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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There is a guy here who possibly likes super heroes more than me and omg

So this happened at Subway the other day
  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
  • Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
  • Me: Um... John Green.
  • Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
  • Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
  • Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.

I just had a man at work ask if he could take my picture


Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

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Petition to remove Lindsay from Achievement Hunter

And Kdin, Matt and Jeremy

And Ray

And Jack

And Ryan

And Gavin

And Michael

And Geoff

In fact let’s fire everyone in RT but Gus.

Only Gus.


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